I thought things on liberty are kind of funny for example one nite i was on my way back to the ship i was hitchhiking and a gay guy picked me up and gave me a ride when i was getting out he offered to give me sex, i said no i like girls he then asked me if he could throw pingpong balls at my butt i said no and began laughing and when i walked aboard i was still laughing and the chief on watch asked me what was i laughing at an when i told him about the ping-pong balls he said yeah i have run into those guys before. That made it even funnier. Another time i walked into a bar and dance place there was a gal sitting at the bar as i began to sit down she glanced at me and gave me a big smile. I said a few words and things were going great, so i said i like your smile she immediately went into a rage and said how dare you talk to me like that i asked her she thought i said, you know what you said and actually had tears in her eyes by this time the bartender came over and asked me to leave. Oh well. Another time i was in japan and three guys on our ship was running from the shore patrol and we had to run from them too cause they thought we were with them.